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Freaks N Squeaks #2446: We Don't Want What You're Selling

Panel 1: JC, the messiah, pops up through a cloud to outside the Pearly Gates of Heaven. A woman, Janiyah, in a robe and angel wings, stands at a podium.

Janiyah: Hello and welcome to Heaven! My name is Janiyah. How can I help you?

Panel 2:
JC getting up after his landing.

JC: HI Janiyah. It's me, JC.

Janiyah: JC?

JC: You know… the messiah. Son of God?

Panel 3: Janiyah.

Janiyah: Oh, no thank you. I think we already have one of those here.

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