Freaks N Squeaks #2387: Easy-Peasy
Panel 1: Janie and Brittney in Brittney's room, as Brittney holds up a thick book.
Janie: I'm not reading a forty page manual to play a game, Brittney!
Brittney: Quick-start guide.
Panel 2: Closer in on Brittney, holding the book.
Brittney: Fine, I'll give you the basics as best I can...  This is Whirls of Galador: Battle of Champion Blades. Second edition.
Panel 3: Giant book above the girls filled with text. Janie is tired and depressed looking, Brittney is excited and happy.
Brittney (in a giant block of text): So you have the collectible figures that move across the board and each player has their own from the starter set or blind bags they bought, and you can do things according to their character card and as they move across the board and encounter other players' figures, they battle using powers from the collectible cards in the decks the players either get from the starter set or build themselves from the booster packs or a combination of both and then the winner of the battle get more bonuses as they make their way to the other side of the board, collecting the pieces they need to build their battle blade top out of the customizable pieces from the blind bags, as well as hidden power ups for the figures and tops for the final battle with the other player with the battle blade tops, and then whoever has the most victory points at the end is the winner.
Brittney: Super simple!

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Freaks N Squeaks #2387: Easy-Peasy